We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated.

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Get it? Do you? Do you get it? Super-insulated.

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Mit diesem isolierten Ofenhandschuh bekommt mit Liebe...

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated.

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Mit diesem isolierten Ofenhandschuh bekommt mit Liebe...

My favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated.

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Look at this mitt, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my kitchen collection's complete? Super-insulated.

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Mit diesem...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated.

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Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated.

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Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated.

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Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated.

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Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated.

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Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated.

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Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated.

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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated.

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Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

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