Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped!...

Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if you didn't take a slice. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom.

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die Mann sich freut und...

See what we did there? 

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die Mann sich freut und ohne Augenverdrehen...

I Almost DIED but it was jaust a cold

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus...

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. 

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over....