Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped!...

Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if you didn't take a slice. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom.

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die Mann sich freut und...

See what we did there? 

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus dem Hause Blue Q über die Mann sich freut und ohne Augenverdrehen...

I Almost DIED but it was jaust a cold

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es Männersocken aus...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

No, I don't take requests. No, not even on your best friend's birthday. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Super- insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over....