Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped!...

Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if you didn't take a slice. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem isolierten...

Look at this mitt, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my kitchen collection's complete? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem isolierten...

My favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is...