Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped!...

Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if you didn't take a slice. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

No, I don't take requests. No, not even on your best friend's birthday. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Super- insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But...