I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. 

Endlich ohne Schuldgefühle Socken verschenken! Jetzt gibt es...

Für jede Gelegenheit die optimale Socke, egal ob sichtbar für Jeden oder versteckt unter den Hosenbeinen als persönliches Mantra für deinen Tag - zur Motivation oder auch um still zu schimpfen....

AIN'T NO BAD JOKE LIKE A DAD JOKE
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!
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Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were...